Wanted: 2nd
year teacher to teach an asylum of children. Must be as mad as our clients.
Complete and utter abolition of memory at day end a necessity. Deranged
flashbacks of moments of lunacy may occur but should not be the norm. If
grudges, vendettas and resentments are not washed away by the rolling tide of enlightened
amnesia, imminent and irreparable insanity will take root.
Clients, while mad, are still cunning. Friendships may be
forged but may well reveal themselves to be shackles rather than cuff links.
Teacher will have to apologise often. Both to clients and
self and God.
Sickness of body is
acceptable, sickness of mind is not.
Preparation of temporary bouts of lucidity (aka teaching) an
explicit requirement. Preparation of preparation an implicit requirement.
Teacher will need to know what he is talking about. This
appears trivial, but it is not.
Please apply to the spirit of Classroom 14. Attach recent
photo of self and R 500 personal burial money.
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